| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| NosDa | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Square | 00:00 | thx u 2 |
| Square | 11:46 | welp. platinum and diamond players are gay' |
| Square | 11:53 | bunch of try hards |
| Square | 12:30 | i htink you may want to move out of ur mom's basement and get a life |
| NosDa | 12:37 | american? |
| Square | 13:07 | i'm going to go make a sandwich. have fun..... |
| NosDa | 13:17 | quarter pounder? |
| Square | 16:10 | wow. ur still here? |
| NosDa | 16:18 | hi |
| Square | 16:18 | loser. what a loser |
