| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Wario | 00:00 | RUSH? |
| Mattes | 00:13 | thats what your momma said |
| Wario | 00:20 | lol |
| Wario | 00:27 | very good |
| Wario | 00:50 | great start |
| Mattes | 01:07 | scouting |
| Mattes | 01:09 | then decide |
| Wario | 01:19 | you do you |
| JacekSoplica | 07:03 | DE FUCK IS THIS MATCHMAKING? |
