| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Lisa | 00:00 | glhf (hearts) |
| Lisa | 02:39 | nice lolz |
| Kavinsky | 07:04 | good catch |
| Kavinsky | 08:45 | how do you guys have nothing |
| Kavinsky | 08:49 | what the fuck have you idiots been doing? |
| Loo | 09:30 | we have a tkiller lol |
| Kavinsky | 09:35 | fuck you bitch |
| Kavinsky | 09:39 | go play single player |
| Loo | 09:41 | theres this thing called rushing |
| Kavinsky | 09:42 | dumb fucking retard |
| Kavinsky | 09:48 | youve done nothing all game |
| Loo | 09:52 | kav got a teeny weeny |
| Loo | 09:55 | LOL |
| Lisa | 10:02 | yup teeny weeny |
| Lisa | 10:04 | lolz |
| Loo | 10:13 | bet you a trump swallower |
| Kavinsky | 10:15 | forced to play with retards, as usual |
| Kavinsky | 10:20 | nothing new |
| Lisa | 10:31 | guys can you please get kavinsky. He really sucks |
| Lisa | 10:44 | we can help out too! |