| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Lisa | 00:00 | glhf (hearts) |
| Alastor | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Alastor | 00:06 | (gameheart) |
| Alastor | 04:56 | holy shet an immmortal |
| Lisa | 05:04 | its something lolz |
| Alastor | 05:06 | pesky fly |
| Alastor | 05:10 | around my base |
| Alastor | 05:12 | zzzzzzzz |
| Lisa | 05:20 | its minding it's own business |
| Alastor | 05:20 | dude its game over |
| Alastor | 05:37 | *opening anus* |
| Lisa | 05:42 | open wide |
| Alastor | 05:45 | hahaha |
| Lisa | 05:46 | i got my strape on |
| Lisa | 05:48 | lolz |
