| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| ColWombaT | 00:37 | I HEARD U GOT BIG APMS |
| APMnesia | 00:47 | ya |
| ColWombaT | 00:57 | HOW BVIG |
| APMnesia | 01:03 | 7 inch |
| ColWombaT | 01:09 | APM NOT PENIS |
| APMnesia | 01:16 | oh |
| ColWombaT | 01:32 | IM 9 YEARS OLD YOU SICKO |
| ColWombaT | 01:40 | REPORTED |
| ColWombaT | 03:40 | HI |
| APMnesia | 04:18 | death by random |
| APMnesia | 04:19 | also |
| APMnesia | 04:38 | 7 inch is how how my apm stats stand on a bar graph. get mind out of gutter |
| APMnesia | 04:42 | reported |
