| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Microangelo | 00:00 | glhf |
| COLESLAW | 00:10 | gl hf |
| COLESLAW | 05:19 | i hate this game |
| COLESLAW | 05:38 | just a bunch of pussies |
| COLESLAW | 05:48 | fighting lower ranked opponents |
| COLESLAW | 12:58 | non stop trolls |
| COLESLAW | 13:03 | and the trolls |
| COLESLAW | 13:05 | say gl hf |
| COLESLAW | 13:05 | why? |
| COLESLAW | 13:09 | because they're fucking trolls |
| COLESLAW | 13:13 | and they don't give a shit |
| COLESLAW | 13:16 | they're terrible people |
| COLESLAW | 13:22 | that get off on winning in uncompetitive games |
| COLESLAW | 13:26 | oh lets face a bad person |
| COLESLAW | 13:27 | and win |
| COLESLAW | 13:35 | to get a self esteem boost |
| COLESLAW | 13:39 | i fuckin hate people like you |
| COLESLAW | 13:43 | coward |
| COLESLAW | 13:48 | that's all you |
| COLESLAW | 13:49 | a coward! |
