| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| EternalNomad | 00:00 | smurfing? |
| DroneOfArc | 00:04 | naw |
| DroneOfArc | 00:13 | i got 4k by cheesing |
| DroneOfArc | 00:15 | this is my real mmr |
| DroneOfArc | 00:24 | i just preserve the 4k by not playing more ranked after i peaked |
| DroneOfArc | 00:30 | also, i hate zvz and i can leave without worry |