| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| CaptainFaybs | 00:00 | hi gl hf |
| Finger | 00:00 | glgl |
| Finger | 22:54 | idiots |
| Finger | 24:00 | next time play a comp that requires skill |
| Finger | 24:11 | and maybe u wont get stomped |
| Kerrigan | 24:12 | you're so nice dear |
| Finger | 24:17 | you play mech |
| Finger | 24:19 | shame |
| Finger | 25:00 | mogged |