| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Lotus | 00:01 | Thanks for playing Starcraft 2 with me today! (hearts) |
| EasyAI | 00:08 | dont worry, im easy! |
| Lotus | 00:19 | |
| Lotus | 00:23 | that's what she said |
| EasyAI | 00:55 | soon robots will replace the common woman |
| Lotus | 01:07 | |
| Lotus | 16:27 | Well played, good game |
