| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Bigdigs | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Dorkdude | 00:05 | glh f |
| Dorkdude | 01:29 | ? |
| Dorkdude | 03:02 | man |
| Dorkdude | 03:07 | why is every zerg is disgusting fucking pedophile retard |
| Dorkdude | 03:13 | actually get fucking shot in teh head you god damn nigger |
| Dorkdude | 03:14 | Holy fuck |