| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:05 | WAR OF THE TISMS |
| STFC | 00:16 | no god beats retard |
| BabyTeeth | 00:21 | shit |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:34 | my ace in the sleeve is that im both |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:49 | SCOUTERING |
| BabyTeeth | 01:27 | im pretty sure everyone playing this game now has something wrong with them |
| Thor | 01:42 | modern games are shit wym |
| STFC | 01:49 | ^ |
| Thor | 01:53 | you'd rather be playing fornite? |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:55 | late pools |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 02:03 | 1 lings |
| STFC | 02:22 | phx |
| STFC | 08:30 | together lets go |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 11:08 | make defense |
| STFC | 11:55 | together |
| IfLoseOnMe | 12:22 | wait |
| STFC | 13:43 | gg boys |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 15:21 | gg |