| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| TumorEnjoyer | 00:00 | glhf |
| Jason | 00:19 | glgl hf |
| TumorEnjoyer | 00:27 | bruh im literally just trying to mess around and the game has me at 5300 |
| TumorEnjoyer | 00:33 | I'm like 3900 protoss |
| TumorEnjoyer | 00:37 | lmfao |
| Jason | 00:45 | monkas |
| TumorEnjoyer | 00:54 | some guy 1-1-1'd in my 4th |
| TumorEnjoyer | 01:00 | like wtf do you even do against that |
| TumorEnjoyer | 01:01 | xD |
| Jason | 01:06 | lose |
| TumorEnjoyer | 06:57 | gg |