| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Alken | 00:00 | glhf |
| MessiTheGoat | 00:05 | glhf |
| Alken | 02:24 | The Divine Lamentations of Messi, God Supreme |
| Alken | 02:33 | Upon this cloud, I deign to dwell,A pixelated paradise, you tell!They call me God, a title grand,While Proxy Barracks litter my hand. |
| Alken | 02:45 | My gaze descends on mortal plight,Though APM is all I see tonight. |
| Alken | 03:04 | I reach for the probes, pale and meek,But lag spikes threaten, making me shriek! |
| Alken | 03:43 | "Uninstall!" the thought doth briefly bloom,As mineral counts fill up the room. |
| Alken | 04:11 | These Terran marines, a tiresome quest,My laptop's cooling system put to the test. |
| Alken | 08:54 | gg |
