| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| PKV | 00:00 | GL |
| PKV | 00:00 | ABOUT TIME! |
| John | 00:06 | Queued for a while? |
| John | 00:07 | HF |
| PKV | 00:07 | A REAL RACE |
| John | 00:19 | 100 metres |
| PKV | 00:45 | NEEDED A BIG DADDY TERRAN |
| PKV | 01:03 | TO REALL |
| PKV | 01:07 | REALLY TEAR MY BUTTHOLE |
| John | 01:33 | Doesn't sound so fun |
| PKV | 01:52 | for me or you? |
| John | 02:11 | Anyone really |
| John | 02:23 | Including the proctologist who has to deal with the consequences |
| PKV | 03:46 | you sly goose |
| PKV | 20:21 | i have been |
| PKV | 20:23 | bested... |
| PKV | 20:24 | Gg |