| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| SneakyT | 00:00 | gl hf |
| SugmaPayness | 01:32 | he's cannon rushing you |
| SneakyT | 01:41 | cool, teaching my buddy how to play at the basic level |
| SpaceMake | 01:51 | that's unfortunate |
| SugmaPayness | 01:54 | glhf |
| SugmaPayness | 02:14 | time to learn how to defend a cannon rush |
| Ricksauce | 03:41 | kill yourself in real lie |
| SneakyT | 03:47 | what's funny is i literally lose all five placements, to to and start at the lowest possible league |
