| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| OptimusSweat | 00:21 | i hate barcodes |
| MrCareless | 00:35 | dont we all |
| DrunkDragoon | 01:50 | killed the probe |
| MrCareless | 01:55 | toss nex |
| MrCareless | 02:07 | t 2 gas |
| MrCareless | 02:20 | care bvanshee |
| MrCareless | 02:20 | or b c |
| DrunkDragoon | 03:59 | going |
| MrCareless | 04:01 | gl |
| DrunkDragoon | 04:23 | base dead |
| MrCareless | 04:33 | nice |
| MrCareless | 05:29 | reaper |
| MrCareless | 05:30 | cyclone |
| MrCareless | 05:30 | tank |
| MrCareless | 05:31 | heliojn |
| MrCareless | 05:32 | stalker |
| DrunkDragoon | 07:28 | 1 more warp in |
| DrunkDragoon | 07:30 | and i go |
| MrCareless | 07:44 | gol |
| DrunkDragoon | 08:03 | gg |
| DrunkDragoon | 08:14 | ggggggggg |
| DrunkDragoon | 08:33 | gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg |
| DrunkDragoon | 09:00 | ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg |
| DrunkDragoon | 11:03 | winnable! |
