| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| SCwizard | 00:21 | id follow a guy named Sgt Pepper to battle |
| Sax | 00:33 | Prob has some pep in his step |
| SCwizard | 00:41 | exactly |
| SgtPepper | 00:48 | im honored to lead such fine men as yourselves |
| SCwizard | 01:20 | see...what leadership |
| Sax | 01:34 | Prob isn't fat like our generals |
| SCwizard | 01:48 | anywhere...to the Gates of Hell commander |
| SCwizard | 02:16 | according to new surveys...they are just big boned |
| SCwizard | 02:30 | from the non-fake news dept |
| Sax | 02:37 | Our hose speaker likes big bones |
| Sax | 02:40 | House |
| SCwizard | 02:54 | lol i like Hose LOL |
| Sax | 02:58 | |
| Sax | 06:11 | |
| SCwizard | 06:14 | LOL |
| SCwizard | 06:27 | that was def my bad |
| Sax | 06:33 | there was no way to predict that |
| SCwizard | 06:35 | my bad commander in BC |
| Sax | 06:39 | just teleported into the worst spot |