| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| SkyForCe | 00:02 | glhf |
| SkyForCe | 00:08 | gotcha |
| Gargamel | 01:47 | BOUYA! First blood! |
| Gargamel | 02:22 | smurfing sociopath confirmed |
| Gargamel | 02:31 | this is |
| Gargamel | 02:37 | no reaper micro allowed |
| Gargamel | 11:26 | get |
| Gargamel | 11:26 | cacner |
| Gargamel | 11:27 | and die |
