| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| FizzyRobot | 00:00 | glhf |
| Cyclomatic | 00:00 | glhf |
| Evanescent | 00:03 | GL F |
| Cyclomatic | 01:52 | LATE HATCH |
| Cyclomatic | 02:19 | DOUBLE GAS ON TERRAN |
| Slushy | 02:33 | hmm |
| Cyclomatic | 02:39 | UHH |
| Slushy | 02:43 | what? |
| Slushy | 03:01 | ohh |
| Cyclomatic | 04:07 | marauders |
| Cyclomatic | 06:28 | MORE LINGS |
| Slushy | 07:28 | bc |
| Cyclomatic | 13:56 | GG |