| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Chen | 00:00 | glhf |
| Ming | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Bacon | 00:03 | glhf |
| Ming | 00:04 | PPPP |
| Ming | 00:28 | eugh |
| Ming | 01:16 | 4 of em |
| Zero | 01:40 | i'll get libs |
| Ming | 01:45 | gonna make lingus |
| Zero | 01:49 | hah |
| Ming | 04:00 | lingus time |
| MemesRdreamZ | 04:30 | omae wa moe shindeiru!! |
| Ming | 04:41 | oopie moopie shoopie |
| Bacon | 04:45 | gg |
| MemesRdreamZ | 06:08 | you got this |
| ONEVSMANY | 06:12 | lol |
| MemesRdreamZ | 08:00 | TONIGHT WE DINE ON PROTOSS FLESH!! |
| ONEVSMANY | 08:05 | yum |
| Ming | 08:07 | omnomnomnom |
| MemesRdreamZ | 08:10 | very vegan |
| Ming | 08:28 | wat |
| Ming | 08:33 | fuck outta here |
| Ming | 08:54 | but they swallow so much dick... |
| Ming | 09:16 | i have no mouth but i must chug peen |