| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Koala | 00:00 | glhf |
| Bieber | 00:00 | glhf |
| CommanderJM | 00:00 | bro |
| CommanderJM | 00:05 | im canadian |
| Koala | 00:09 | me 2 |
| CommanderJM | 00:39 | fuckin toe sucking squids |
| Beiber | 01:07 | What |
| CommanderJM | 01:27 | that just cost us 10,000,000 from you |
| CommanderJM | 03:27 | greedy liberals |
| Koala | 10:02 | gg |