| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| ChristIsKING | 03:17 | love playing smurfs |
| ChristIsKING | 03:22 | you lot have nothing else better to do |
| ABCDEFU | 03:26 | whats smurfed about this |
| ChristIsKING | 03:47 | name says it all, incel |
| ABCDEFU | 04:02 | thats not very godly of you |
| ChristIsKING | 06:53 | someone has AIDS |
| ChristIsKING | 07:10 | can't imagine having to cheat in a video game |
| ChristIsKING | 07:18 | do you cut yourself when you lose? |
| ABCDEFU | 07:23 | cheat how |
| ChristIsKING | 20:27 | you did it! you won! |
| ChristIsKING | 20:34 | what are you going to do now with your pathetic life?! |