| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| LiamFC | 00:00 | glhf |
| Webo | 05:57 | eh what? |
| Webo | 06:10 | wtf? |
| Webo | 06:13 | why are they so tanky' |
| Webo | 10:07 | bro smurfing |
| Webo | 10:07 | haah |
| Webo | 10:08 | nigeer |
| LiamFC | 10:14 | nah |
| Webo | 10:16 | you are |
| Webo | 10:17 | nigeer |
| Webo | 11:59 | smurfer niggeer |
| Webo | 12:33 | dieirl |
| Webo | 12:34 | pls |
| Webo | 12:35 | kill yourself |