| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| ScalarX | 00:10 | ... |
| John | 00:10 | wow |
| ScalarX | 00:10 | zzzzzzzz |
| CubeHead | 00:10 | zzzzzzzzzzz |
| John | 00:10 | kick him. |
| John | 00:10 | he's taking too long |
| BossHogg | 00:10 | bru |
| CubeHead | 00:10 | kick yo momma |
| ScalarX | 00:10 | /kick |
| BossHogg | 00:10 | bruh |
| BossHogg | 00:10 | he's asleep |
| BossHogg | 00:10 | i'm sure of it |
| ScalarX | 00:10 | Xd |
| John | 00:10 | sleepy joe |
| CubeHead | 00:10 | yo momma likes gettin kicked |
| CubeHead | 00:10 | in her feet |
| ScalarX | 00:10 | wtf lol |
| CubeHead | 00:10 | own3d |
| CubeHead | 00:10 | pwn3d |
| ScalarX | 12:40 | fuckit ill stay at home |
| ScalarX | 16:23 | 33 |
| CubeHead | 25:40 | cringe lord |
| CubeHead | 25:42 | LUL |
| CubeHead | 25:44 | YO MOMMA |
| CubeHead | 25:47 | SHE GOT IT |
