| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Teddykins | 04:11 | sorry i couldnt do much |
| A.I. 3 (Very Hard) | 04:24 | don't worry about it. |
| A.I. 3 (Very Hard) | 04:39 | I'm lower than bronze |
| Teddykins | 04:46 | same |
| Selbit | 04:58 | I can't even stop a cannon rush |
| A.I. 3 (Very Hard) | 05:46 | you'll have better luck without me. I'll saturate my min |
| Teddykins | 06:06 | no toss left behind |
| Teddykins | 07:04 | i dont have any units lol |
| Teddykins | 07:05 | gg |
