| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| Kalyxo | 00:05 | i too |
| Gargamel | 00:13 | Yet, here you are, smurfing |
| Kalyxo | 00:25 | im not |
| Gargamel | 01:00 | smurfing and lying about it; is even worse |
| Kalyxo | 01:10 | ? |
| Gargamel | 01:25 | what league is this? |
| Kalyxo | 01:29 | d2 |
| Gargamel | 01:31 | wrong |
| Kalyxo | 01:44 | funny i guess |
| Gargamel | 01:48 | so you're playing in the wrong league |
| Gargamel | 01:51 | and lying about it |
| Kalyxo | 01:59 | ok |
| Gargamel | 02:01 | heynous crime |
| Gargamel | 02:06 | especially for a zerg player |
| Kalyxo | 02:57 | nice cockroach |
| Gargamel | 04:29 | this is |
| Gargamel | 04:34 | I genuinely hope smurfing will give you cancer |
