| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| Breath | 00:12 | I dont normally play on eu |
| Breath | 00:23 | so ranking up to test a theory |
| Gargamel | 00:24 | so you admit to smurfing? |
| Breath | 00:32 | I have not left a game |
| Gargamel | 00:39 | you're such a fucking sociopath |
| Gargamel | 00:56 | this is |
| Gargamel | 00:59 | play accordingly |
| Gargamel | 03:45 | btw |
| Gargamel | 03:49 | you don't test theories |
| Gargamel | 04:02 | you test hypotheses |
| Gargamel | 04:49 | get |
| Gargamel | 04:50 | cancer |
| Gargamel | 04:50 | and die |
| Gargamel | 04:53 | this was not |
