| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| BOOMA | 00:00 | |
| Hobson | 00:02 | Gl hf |
| BOOMA | 02:05 | I wil go get my dinner and I'l be right back |
| Professor | 02:08 | god fucking damnit |
| Professor | 02:08 | no. |
| Professor | 02:24 | you should eat before or after, not during. |
| Hobson | 02:38 | he did not go |
| BOOMA | 05:16 | assholes |
| BOOMA | 05:52 | I just went to grab my food basterds |
| BOOMA | 05:59 | not eating |
| Hobson | 06:03 | stop crying |
| BOOMA | 14:42 | cheaters |
