| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Caplan | 00:00 | gl hf |
| TheDoctor | 00:04 | glhf |
| David | 00:25 | i have some undefined pain in my left arm |
| David | 00:38 | doctor what can it be? |
| Flin | 00:39 | I'm sorry to hear that |
| TheDoctor | 00:53 | too much wacking off |
| David | 00:57 | also a tingly feeling in my nutsack |
| Flin | 12:22 | I hope ur elbow's better soon |
| David | 12:33 | yes the victory cured it |
