| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DrWu | 00:05 | gl hf |
| Rising | 00:06 | gl hf |
| Oobleck | 00:09 | glhf |
| Kerplunk | 00:19 | gud ruk! |
| Kerplunk | 04:00 | lol |
| DrWu | 04:33 | noooooooooooo |
| PerpetualSki | 04:33 | Absolute rip |
| Kerplunk | 04:33 | that queen lives |
| DrWu | 04:33 | OoBlEcK |
| DrWu | 04:33 | oObLeCk |
| DrWu | 04:33 | please |
