| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Foamocracy | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Kerplunk | 00:05 | glhf |
| csmithswim | 00:07 | love when you say "you guy suck balls" |
| csmithswim | 00:10 | right before you rage quit |
| Kerplunk | 00:27 | everybody loves a botch that brings up the past |
| Foamocracy | 00:52 | whats a botch? |
| csmithswim | 01:00 | thats what his parents call him |
| Kerplunk | 01:03 | figures u cant figure out a typo |
| csmithswim | 01:03 | botched job |
| Kerplunk | 01:13 | clever i guess? |
| PerpetualSki | 01:13 | there is no cow level |
| Foamocracy | 01:13 | if you spelled stuff correctly |
| Foamocracy | 01:16 | wouldnt have to |
| Kerplunk | 01:29 | grammar police! watch out, these guys are cool |
| Foamocracy | 01:40 | i do what i can to help the internet |
| Foamocracy | 01:43 | just doing my part |
| csmithswim | 01:56 | stick to playing kerplunk |
| Kerplunk | 02:02 | oh is this the kid who's mom can sing? |
| csmithswim | 02:10 | i sing bro |
| Kerplunk | 02:21 | no when ur bitting my pillow u wont |
| csmithswim | 02:26 | nice gateway |
| csmithswim | 02:32 | lol , good one, AGAIN |
| Foamocracy | 03:10 | aloha |
| Foamocracy | 03:16 | my sneaky friend |
| PerpetualSki | 14:32 | you guys suck balls |
