| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| BusDriver | 00:00 | glhf |
| Neeb | 00:00 | |
| Kerplunk | 00:04 | hot |
| Neeb | 00:07 | get rekt |
| Kerplunk | 00:17 | just like i rekt ur momz vag? |
| PerpetualSki | 00:23 | LOL |
| Neeb | 00:25 | i am your dad |
| Oobleck | 00:30 | its neeb |
| Neeb | 00:34 | your grandma is a nice lady |
| Kerplunk | 00:35 | that got weird |
| Kerplunk | 00:47 | u always make shit wierd eh? |
| PerpetualSki | 00:50 | neeb is a leg bro |
| PerpetualSki | 00:58 | ledge * |
| Kerplunk | 01:00 | huge leg bro |
| PerpetualSki | 01:07 | like a third dick |
| PerpetualSki | 01:11 | i mean leg |
| Kerplunk | 01:18 | i luv leg |