| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| HurleyReyes | 00:17 | My Name is Sergeant Doozle |
| Kerplunk | 00:22 | dope |
| HurleyReyes | 00:30 | I am here to defend the Kingdom of Engleburg |
| Kerplunk | 00:36 | Doozle is what i do to your mom :P |
| Kerplunk | 00:52 | she says it tickles |
| HurleyReyes | 00:56 | I am here to defend the Kingdom of Engleburg |
| Kerplunk | 01:16 | u aint defending shit lol |
| HurleyReyes | 01:40 | My name is Sir Edmond the VI and I must defend the Kingdom of Engleburg |
| Kerplunk | 01:56 | how bout u defend ur momz pussy first... that shit needs help |
| HurleyReyes | 02:14 | The Prophecy always foretold the Kingdom would be under Siege |
| Kerplunk | 02:18 | door |
| HurleyReyes | 02:28 | Why didn't I listen... |
| Kerplunk | 02:33 | door |
| Kerplunk | 02:52 | door |
| HurleyReyes | 03:23 | I cannot defend the Kingdom... Who will? |
| HurleyReyes | 03:27 | It is up to us Teammate |
| Matt | 03:45 | 1 minut please |
| HurleyReyes | 03:48 | For Pete's Sake |
| Kerplunk | 03:56 | chill out |
| HurleyReyes | 04:14 | Can't you See We are trying to Save the Kingdom, Teammate?! |
| Kerplunk | 04:22 | shut up man i will rape u |
| HurleyReyes | 04:35 | We must Defend the Kingdom, Teammate |
| HurleyReyes | 05:07 | Teammate, I.... I'm afraid the Kingdom has fallen |
| Matt | 05:23 | pausa NO gg |
