| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| tong | 00:00 | glhf |
| Novixion | 00:00 | GL HF |
| XCEKKMTX | 00:00 | gl hf |
| LKG | 00:23 | i hate this papowie retard |
| XCEKKMTX | 00:32 | oof |
| Novixion | 00:36 | O7 |
| LKG | 00:37 | u can just tell hes a fat white neckbeard |
| XCEKKMTX | 00:43 | HEY |
| XCEKKMTX | 00:49 | im a fat white neckbeard |
| tong | 01:05 | I can't grow a beard |
| XCEKKMTX | 01:18 | tong is the beard |
| LKG | 02:56 | fukin retard with no units |