| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Moose | 00:04 | gl hf |
| Kapowski | 00:20 | |
| Moose | 00:32 | ur first name Kelly? |
| Kapowski | 00:35 | yup |
| Kapowski | 00:39 | hi zack |
| Moose | 00:42 | loll |
| Moose | 00:43 | hi |
| Moose | 01:02 | you cheeted on me with Screech |
| Moose | 01:12 | cheated |
| Kapowski | 01:17 | he raped me |
| Moose | 01:20 | lmap |
| Moose | 01:29 | he would do that |
| Kapowski | 01:38 | thank you for b elieving me |
| Moose | 01:46 | no prob |
| Moose | 02:11 | beliding Brother had the hots for you |
| Moose | 02:33 | belding* |
| Kapowski | 11:53 | gg |
| Moose | 11:54 | gg |
