| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| UnderBob | 00:00 | glh f |
| Dafuq | 00:11 | glhgf |
| Dafuq | 13:37 | carriers? really? |
| Dafuq | 13:47 | i thought you might actually be a good player |
| Dafuq | 13:58 | turns out you're typical bronze |
| UnderBob | 14:00 | nah mate |
| Dafuq | 14:07 | fucking dogshit cunt |
| Dafuq | 17:46 | you're gutter trash |
