| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| PiG | 00:00 | gl hf |
| retarded | 00:09 | hf |
| PiG | 00:57 | hup? |
| retarded | 01:02 | who dat |
| PiG | 01:15 | best toss streamer NA |
| retarded | 01:23 | possibly brain damaged |
| retarded | 01:48 | heard he sounds like avilo |
| retarded | 07:26 | are disruptors the worst unit in the game? |
| retarded | 10:57 | ye |
| retarded | 10:58 | they are |