| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DaveTestaSC | 00:20 | glhf |
| SkengDON | 00:33 | fun is illegal in my country |
| SkengDON | 00:38 | i cannot have fun |
| DaveTestaSC | 00:41 | this is america baby |
| DaveTestaSC | 00:58 | I come from Lake TittyCaka |
| SkengDON | 01:10 | have a pylon |
| DaveTestaSC | 01:20 | i am the great cornholio! |
| DaveTestaSC | 01:40 | I neeed TP for my bunghole |
| SkengDON | 11:47 | wp bro |
| DaveTestaSC | 11:53 | gg amigo |
| DaveTestaSC | 11:55 | remember |
| DaveTestaSC | 11:58 | I am the greatr |
| SkengDON | 11:59 | ? |
| DaveTestaSC | 12:01 | Cornholio |
| SkengDON | 12:02 | |
| DaveTestaSC | 12:04 | from lake titty caka |
| SkengDON | 12:08 | until we meet again |
| SkengDON | 12:16 | skeletor voice |
| DaveTestaSC | 12:21 | xD |
