| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| TyrannaDan | 00:00 | |
| Surtur | 00:30 | gl hf |
| Japandroids | 00:33 | gl |
| Smartie | 00:38 | u wanna fuck? |
| TyrannaDan | 00:44 | yes |
| TyrannaDan | 01:05 | be gentle my butt is sensitive |
| Smartie | 01:13 | looking for sc2 hoes |
| Surtur | 01:15 | chrons gets us all in the end |
| Smartie | 01:20 | i have 800k in the bank |
| Smartie | 01:21 | will pay |
| Smartie | 01:29 | i got lucky on bitcoin |
| Dalinar | 11:29 | v |
| Dalinar | 11:29 | n |
| Smartie | 11:55 | teal sucks |
| Smartie | 12:00 | he was being gay this whole game |
| TyrannaDan | 12:20 |