| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Patchert | 00:00 | omg im ur biggest fan |
| Greenert | 00:05 | its me special |
| Patchert | 00:08 | oh |
| Patchert | 00:12 | whatever then |
| Patchert | 00:13 | fuck you |
| Greenert | 00:23 | (hearts) taco |
| Patchert | 00:42 | burger |
| Greenert | 00:48 | burrito |
| Patchert | 00:57 | fries |
| Greenert | 01:02 | enchillada |
| Patchert | 01:10 | grimace shake |
| Patchert | 09:23 | gg |
