| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| FatBasterd | 00:00 | glhf |
| InsertCoin | 00:08 | gl |
| InsertCoin | 11:19 | noob |
| InsertCoin | 11:20 | get cancer |
| FatBasterd | 11:22 | gg |
| InsertCoin | 11:22 | fucking idiot |
| FatBasterd | 11:37 | out trash |
| InsertCoin | 11:41 | die |
| InsertCoin | 11:43 | clown |
| FatBasterd | 11:52 | garbage |
| FatBasterd | 11:54 | man |
| FatBasterd | 12:06 | you tried |
| InsertCoin | 12:45 | fucking clown |
| FatBasterd | 12:47 | you got this |