| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DankTemplar | 00:00 | sup |
| DankTemplar | 00:00 | gl hf |
| A.I. 2 (Elite) | 00:03 | o/ |
| DankTemplar | 00:20 | Time to spread me goo all over youuuuu |
| A.I. 2 (Elite) | 00:30 | f ya |
| DankTemplar | 00:32 | lol |
| DankTemplar | 01:26 | ima a greedy zergie |
| DankTemplar | 07:42 | they got a big army lol |
