| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| RipRobReiner | 00:00 | gl hf! |
| TipUrLndlord | 00:00 | glgl |
| VoxDei | 00:07 | u2 |
| Dumosday | 00:13 | GL HF |
| RipRobReiner | 00:13 | Silence! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I've not logged on to starcraft to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. |
| RipRobReiner | 04:34 | arm me with harmony |