| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| GERTY | 00:00 | gl hg |
| GERTY | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Kapowski | 00:07 | |
| GERTY | 06:08 | I am playing this like hot garbage |
| Kapowski | 06:19 | nice |
| GERTY | 06:56 | you are like light years ahead |
| GERTY | 16:22 | damn those are beefy |
| Kapowski | 16:30 | yup! |
| GERTY | 16:50 | yeah you won at like minute 5 |
| Kapowski | 16:58 | where did it go wrong |
| GERTY | 18:09 | it was no one thing I am just tired and slow |
| GERTY | 18:13 | everything was late |
| GERTY | 18:15 | gg wp |
