| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Vaesperka | 00:00 | glhf |
| Chen | 00:00 | glhf |
| DeathClick | 00:00 | glhf |
| ThePlague | 00:04 | i like men |
| ThePlague | 00:21 | do you like men? |
| Vaesperka | 00:25 | wtf |
| MemesRdreamZ | 00:34 | i love men |
| WadeWatts | 00:36 | quit coming onto us |
| MemesRdreamZ | 00:44 | pfft he's coming onto me |
| Vaesperka | 00:58 | no baby oil |
| ThePlague | 01:02 | im noit that kinda girl |
| Chen | 01:03 | lots of baby oil |
| Vaesperka | 01:15 | what kind of girl are ya?? |
| ThePlague | 01:21 | trains |
| Vaesperka | 01:22 | dirty? perhaps |
| MemesRdreamZ | 01:44 | the filthiest |
| MemesRdreamZ | 04:42 | NOM NOM |
| MemesRdreamZ | 12:55 | gg |
| Vaesperka | 12:57 | gg |
| Chen | 12:58 | gg |