| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Wander | 00:10 | hello |
| HerrCheeze | 00:15 | glhf |
| Wander | 00:16 | a moment if you please |
| Wander | 01:04 | rude |
| HerrCheeze | 01:08 | no u |
| Wander | 01:26 | I just wanted to smoke, my friend |
| Wander | 01:35 | Would only have taken a moment |
| Wander | 01:38 | :c |
| Wander | 05:12 | A classic, sir |
| Wander | 05:31 | I applaud you |
| Wander | 07:31 | yknow I thought I forgot to invite you to my birthday party |
| Wander | 07:41 | But it turns out you just weren't worth inviting |
