| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Basherd | 00:17 | 3 terrans... clench the cheeks tight boys!!! |
| llllllllll | 05:51 | LOL |
| Joe | 06:10 | dude |
| Joe | 06:14 | purple its idiot |
| llllllllll | 06:17 | LOLOLO |
| Joe | 06:22 | ultra ez |
| llllllllll | 06:30 | easiest game of my life |
| Joe | 06:41 | purple idiot |
| Joe | 06:42 | gg |
| llllllllll | 07:29 | fear is an illusion |
| BmanTG | 07:36 | ow |
