| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Kerplunk | 00:01 | whats a heavy startch? |
| HEAVYSTARCH | 00:13 | whawt's ghoogle? |
| Kerplunk | 00:14 | glhf |
| HEAVYSTARCH | 00:19 | gl;hf |
| Kerplunk | 00:22 | rude |
| HEAVYSTARCH | 00:26 | is it? |
| Kerplunk | 00:39 | ja |
| HEAVYSTARCH | 00:44 | si quiere |
| Kerplunk | 00:50 | puta madre |
| HEAVYSTARCH | 00:57 | si that's rude |
| HEAVYSTARCH | 01:14 | que mala |
| Kerplunk | 10:24 | campy |
| Kerplunk | 11:47 | rip |
| HEAVYSTARCH | 11:48 | oh so g4etting to use faggy units like mutas isn't campy |
| Kerplunk | 11:57 | faggy? ur a bigot? |
| Kerplunk | 12:02 | ur mom raised better |
| HEAVYSTARCH | 12:10 | ur mom sucked me better |
| Kerplunk | 12:22 | sure she did bud |
| Kerplunk | 14:25 | lol |
| Kerplunk | 14:46 | y u here |