| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MudSlug | 00:00 | hf gl |
| Sheldor | 00:00 | glhf |
| Nishant | 00:00 | glg |
| Phili | 00:33 | was iran better with or without the shah? |
| Sheldor | 00:38 | ............. |
| MudSlug | 00:46 | shut up puppet harraser |
| Phili | 01:37 | alright ill stick to my usual question. Do Muslims celebrate 9/11 the same way white people celebrate Christmas? |
| MudSlug | 01:44 | too long didnt read |
| Nishant | 04:10 | no go awya |