| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Shuuragksh | 00:00 | damn ladder is dead |
| FMage | 00:09 | IT'S ALIVE |
| Shuuragksh | 00:11 | gl hf |
| FMage | 00:15 | faGGy |
| FMage | 00:18 | mutas are for gays |
| Shuuragksh | 01:08 | only mentally ill people blame gays |
| FMage | 01:24 | or, y'know, people who want other people to exist later on |
| FMage | 01:30 | cuz gay dpesn |
| FMage | 01:33 | make people |
| FMage | 01:53 | it's not like steve + steve = baby |
| Shuuragksh | 02:07 | that's not my point |
| Shuuragksh | 02:17 | at all |
| FMage | 02:25 | gotta have that balance |
| FMage | 03:28 | I feel gay right now |
| Shuuragksh | 10:53 | gg wp |